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The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

A. P. Herbert
Essence, Laughing, Surprise

The whole Constitution has been erected upon the assumption that the King not only is capable of doing wrong but is more likely to do wrong than other men if he is given the chance.

A. P. Herbert
Kings, Men, Chance
"Uncommon Law". Book by A. P. Herbert, 1935.

Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.

A. P. Herbert
Doe, Too Much
"Let's Stop Somebody from Doing Something". "Ballads for Broadbrows" by A. P. Herbert, 1930.

Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

A. P. Herbert
Rose, Made, Thee
A.P. Herbert (2014). “Look Back And Laugh”, p.151, House of Stratus

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.

A. P. Herbert
Sea, Boards, Trade
Tinker Tailor (1922) "The President of the Board of Trade"

Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

A. P. Herbert
Eye, Night, Light

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