A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.
Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.
Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.