I can fall in and out of love, have marriages that barely last a month. When they go down the drain, I'll blame it on the fame.
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my Dad. Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari, on the way to rehab.
Someday I'm gonna be famous. Do I have talent, well, no. These days you really don't need it.
Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service no matter which laws I break.