I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
