Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.
My mother was the most creative, fantastic person and would come up with great things for us to do. She'd buy art supplies and all of us would sit around painting. I was lucky.
You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.
Singing is like going to a party at someone else's house. Acting is like having the party at your own house.
The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.
At first all I wanted to be was famous; then I realized that fame had nothing to do with talent. I felt that I didn't do anything quite well enough, that I was one of those people who was famous but not very talented. So I said, okay, I'll be the Dinah Shore of the Seventies, on TV all the time but nobody quite knows why.
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Performers love to perform - that's the thing that we do. I think one of the best things was being able to imagine anything that I wanted, anything that I came up with we could do, because this theater is unbelievable.
I always wanted to be famous because I thought that if I couldn't be good [at something], I'd be famous. I was never really good. I was just something different and I got to be famous for being different.
I just wanted my daughter to grow up, get married, have children and get divorced like everyone else.
Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with.
It was always 'Cher', I never thought of myself as anything but 'Cher'.
I'm not gonna become Ann Bancroft or Meryl Streep and have all the burden that being a "serious actress" entails.
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen.
I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.
I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.
Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
I went through absolute stress and mayhem. I couldn't go out, because people were constantly on my back all the time.
To me marriage is for five or ten years
OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!
I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.
