George Ade Quotes - Page 3

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

Those having the most time to devote to a line of endeavor usually become the most proficient.

The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.

I am thoroughly tired of the fable style of narrative and shall do my best to get up something entirely different and possibly little more worthy.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

Never pretend to have money except when you are in straits. The poor man who pretends to have a bank account betters his credit and takes no risk. But the prosperous individual who counts his money in the street, forthwith will be invited to attend a charity bazaar.

The only city people are those born so.

Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

Too many trained nurses discommode Cupid.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

The only literary men are those who have to work at it.

Always interline a contract before signing it, merely to impress the Party of the First Part. The one who puts his signature to Articles of Agreement drawn up by the other fellow is establishing a dangerous precedent.