It's easier to hurt someone and make them cry, than it is to dry their eyes.
Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.
Beware of sadness It can hit you It can hurt you Make you sore and what is more That is not what you are here for.