Top 25 Quotes by Janette Rallison of 56 - Page 3

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Janette Rallison

Nice, Feel Better, Confusing

Janette Rallison (2010). “My Fair Godmother”, p.89, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

Janette Rallison

Dad, Thinking, Skins

Janette Rallison (2010). “My Fair Godmother”, p.32, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Don’t worry, though, because Prince Hubert is very handsome and kind. That’s all you wanted in a boyfriend, wasn’t it?” “No,” I said. She raised an eyebrow. “It must be. If you had admired any other qualities you would have developed them in yourself, wouldn’t you?” Which was really too much. I put my hands on my hips. “Aren’t fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?” She rolled her eyes. “No, you’re confusing fairy god- mothers with sales clerks.

Janette Rallison

Mother, Nice, Eye

Janette Rallison (2010). “My Fair Godmother”, p.88, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

I will not go on, I thought. I won't. I will throw my soul to the wind and blow into a thousand pieces. I will wash up on a shore somewhere like bleached and broken driftwood. I will dry out in the sun until I-and any gift I ever had-shrivel into the sand.

Janette Rallison

Blow, Wind, Broken

Janette Rallison (2009). “Just One Wish”, p.149, Penguin

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.

Janette Rallison

Horse, Stars, Giving

Janette Rallison (2009). “Just One Wish”, p.49, Penguin