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Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it.

Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it.

Jimmy Fallon
Simple, Today, Remember

During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a lot of money. Well, that and the fact that he's the famously bad president Jimmy Carter.

Jimmy Fallon
Running, President, Today

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