Joseph Heller Quotes about Running

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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.

In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.

Joseph Heller

Running, Failure, Long

Joseph Heller (1997). “Good as Gold”, p.71, Simon and Schuster

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?

Joseph Heller

Running, Evil, People

Catch-22 ch. 18 (1961)