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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Will Cuppy
Home, Cobras, Rats
"How to Become Extinct". Book by Will Cuppy, 1941.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Will Cuppy
Marriage, Wedding, Home
"The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody".

During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.

Will Cuppy
Home, Years, Elephants
Will Cuppy (2008). “The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody”, p.43, David R. Godine Publisher

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