When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.
![When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.](http://cdn.quoteddaily.com/images/rob-lowe/when-i-had-my-comedy-central-roast-david-spade-was-my-first-choice-to-be-roastmaster-because-i-adore-him.jpg)