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I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.

Scott Caan
Successful, Tv Shows, Perfect
"Scott Caan Is a Sensitive Man". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. January 24, 2011.
I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.