I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
"The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners" by Geoff Tibballs, (p. 206), 2004.

I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.