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That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

Carlos Mencia
Sharks, Water, News
TV Series "Mind of Mencia", www.imdb.com. (2005- ).
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!