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Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.

Chuck Palahniuk
Blue, Dollars, Velvet
Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Invisible Monsters: A Novel”, p.57, W. W. Norton & Company
Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.