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If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Clement Freud
Giving, Wife, Making Love
"I find chat shows hard work these days. It was so different when Ustinov and Niven were weaving their magic on Parky" by Maureen Lipman, www.theguardian.com. September 3, 2006.
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit