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Forget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you deserve immortality.

Gary Shteyngart
Pals, Mediocrity, Matter
Gary Shteyngart (2010). “Super Sad True Love Story”, p.18, Granta Books
Forget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you deserve immortality.