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Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Gelett Burgess
Sorry, Writing, Purple
"Confessional" l. 1 (1914) See Gelett Burgess 1
Ah, yes! I wrote the Purple Cow - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!