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Until recently baby production was largely dependent on slave labour; as soon as women are allowed to answer the question "Would you like to squeeze as many objects the size of a watermelon out of your body as it takes to kill you?" they generally answer "No, thank you." This leads to falling birthrates everywhere women are not kept enslaved and ignorant of the alternatives.

Usenet article, 2005.
Until recently baby production was largely dependent on slave labour; as soon as women are allowed to answer the question Would you like to squeeze as many objects the size of a watermelon out of your body as it takes