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I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a starfish.

"Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chandler, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.
I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a starfish.