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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

"The Wit and Wisdom of Jesse Ventura". Playboy Magazine Interview, www.weeklystandard.com. October 11, 1999.
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.