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I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

John Green
Girlfriend, Grateful, Jaguars
John Green (2008). “Looking for Alaska”, p.31, Penguin
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.