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I never stopped feeling abject terror until I got on television and went on a national ad campaign and realized, "I will be able to feed my children. I have somehow averted the destiny that awaited me, which is endless, crippling debt forever."

"Bewildered Maine resident John Hodgman takes another crack at our 11 Questions". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. September 3, 2015.
I never stopped feeling abject terror until I got on television and went on a national ad campaign and realized, I will be able to feed my children. I have somehow averted the destiny that awaited me, which is endless,