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I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

"The Most Utterly Comprehensive List Of Exemplary Poeticisms — Be they great, inadvertent, or unsound — As Uttered by our most Esteemed Exemplars And Guardians of Popular Culture". Article by John Reed, logger.believermag.com. November 26, 2014.
I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.