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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

Louise Rennison
Sorry, Breathing, Pie
Louise Rennison (2012). “A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)”, p.5, HarperCollins UK
The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.