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Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.

Mallory Ortberg
Party, Sleep, Faults
"Do It for the Kids". Chat live with readers, www.slate.com. December 21, 2015.
Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.