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Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

Mallory Ortberg
Sexy, Girlfriend, Father
"Backup Mommy". Live chat, www.slate.com. March 8, 2016.
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.