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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

"Interview: Mark Hoppus on Blink-182's new album 'California'". Coup De Main interview, www.coupdemainmagazine.com. June 27, 2016.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.