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Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

Mel Brooks
Suicide, Three, Wanted
"Mel Brooks Is Always Funny and Often Wise in This 1975 Playboy Interview". Interview with Henry Blodget, www.thedailybeast.com. October 18, 2014.
Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.