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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Mickey Rivers
Wrinkles, Curves, Balls
"My MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium Commemorative Interview with Mickey Rivers". Interview with Dave Hollander, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 23, 2008.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.