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The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shutup, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it."

Patrick Ness
Dog, Needs, Firsts
"The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness". www.theguardian.com. September 5, 2008.
The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. Need a poo, Todd. Shutup, Manchee. Poo. Poo, Todd. I said shut it.