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My problem, I try to teach my kids to eat healthy food. But you get a cantaloupe, and you don't know when it's going to come of age. You have no idea - that period between when it's like, hard as a rock to when it's smushy inside, is about ten minutes.

"Food Expert Michael Pollan Plays 'Not My Job'". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. May 13, 2011.
My problem, I try to teach my kids to eat healthy food. But you get a cantaloupe, and you don't know when it's going to come of age. You have no idea - that period between when it's like, hard as a rock to when it's