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Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.

"Limericks". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. August 15, 2015.
Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.