Computer Quotes - Page 7

Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.

Computers are merely ingenious devices to fulfill unimportant functions. The computer revolution is an explosion of nonsense.

I know of no person or group that is taking nearly adequate advantage of the graphical potentialities of the computer.

If, in short, there is a community of computers living in my head, there had also better be somebody who is in charge; and, by God, it had better be me.

I think what we can do is to develop this incredible computer that we have on our heads, because it's endless. It's just the most brilliant thing we have to develop, and know that we have the power over all of it.

The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

Why am I arguing with a computer?

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.

I started to explore computers on my own and first used one at the age of 6, when I was in first grade.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself.

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.

I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don't trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.

The computer would do anything you programmed it to do.

If computers are the wave of the future, displays are the surfboards.

The internet is not for sissies.

Computers combine things to make new knowledge at such high speed that we cannot absorb it.

Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

I'm more of the sneaker-wearing, computer geek type.

The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free.

The computer can be used as a tool to liberate and protect people, rather than to control them.

Just remember when you post something, the computers remember forever.

The idea is that the content is the interface, the information is the interface, not computer-administrative debris.