Fun Quotes - Page 106

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.

I don't like half the folks I love.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

No friendship is an accident.

The best love affairs are those we never had.

I have read your book and much like it.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a performer.

TV's like whitewater rafting: Without rocks, there wouldn't be rapids, and it wouldn't be as much fun.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

I may not be able to pull on the smallest of holds, but those I can pull on I can pull on all day long.

I've climbed with some of the best climbers in the world, more importantly, to me, they are some of the best people in the world. That's another reason why I climb.

When we were children, letters were like fun toys. We played with them through our building blocks. We colored them in books. We danced and sang along with TV puppets while learning C was for “cookie.” Soon, letters turned into words. Words turned into sentences. Sentences turned into thoughts. And along the way, we stopped playing with them and stopped marveling at A through Z.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.