Fun Quotes - Page 108

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully be put into equations, because it is nonsense.

There are still places to go, there are still dinners, there are still parties, and you can still get dressed up. That's part of having fun in fashion.

Life is brought down to the basics: if you are warm, regular, healthy, not thirsty or hungry, then you are not on a mountain... Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall - it's great when you stop.

If you're not having fun in baseball, you miss the point of everything.

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Television: The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it.

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

If you have fun when you practice, you may also learn more and perform better

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

For money you can have everything it is said. No, that is not true. You can buy food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; soft beds, but not sleep; knowledge but not intelligence; glitter, but not comfort; fun, but not pleasure; acquaintances, but not friendship; servants, but not faithfulness; grey hair, but not honor; quiet days, but not peace. The shell of all things you can get for money. But not the kernel. That cannot be had for money.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'

Independent films are where you really get to cut your teeth and have some fun and do the things that mainstream Hollywood doesn't want to do.

He ran his finger along my jawline and down my neck. "The wait will be fun, but it's not going to be easy."

On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

A little reflection will show us that every belief, even the simplest and most fundamental, goes beyond experience when regarded as a guide to our actions.