Golf Quotes - Page 22

Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.

In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.

The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already.

I just want to be me and play golf.

It's about hitting the ball in the center of the club face and hitting it hard.

Golf is said to be an humbling game, but it is surprising how many people are either not aware of their weaknesses of else reckless of consequences.

All other things being equal, greens break to the west.

If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.

A lot of people think I am cold and have no feelings. But I do. I just try very hard to focus and not let my emotions take over on the golf course.

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

Cape Town's beaches are superb and while the water on the Atlantic side is damn cold, it's very pleasant on the other side. Bring your golf clubs if you play - Cape Town has some fabulous golf courses.

Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get it out of trouble and back into play.

Why waste good shots in practice when you might need them in a match?

If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.

As long as I keep enjoying my golf, then hopefully I'll be able to play well.

Golf requires only a few simple Rules and Regulations to guide the players in the true nature of its sporting appeal. The spirit of the game is its own referee.

It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target.

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you.