Hockey Quotes - Page 16

Biologically, I'm 10. Chronologically, I'm 33. In hockey years, I'm 66.

Of course, my family has been a big reason for me to come back, especially my son who loves the game of hockey - he was a big reason for me coming back.

Ever since he's been a little boo-aw.

Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.

But the truth is, growing up in California, we knew nothing about hockey.

Oh, yes, I love sleepless nights.

On his contract negotiations with the Devils: It's beyond money at this point. They're not even treating him as a member of their family, unless it's a dysfunctional family.

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

All that means is that I'll be 783 years old when I catch Scotty Bowman.

If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree.

And I'm not very coordinated, either. Only on ice skates, not in real life.

I am going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every time I put him on, he stinks.

Wayne came over to the bench one day after seeing (Zdeno) Chara, and said 'That's why I'm quitting.'

To his US Olympic team - Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

I'm just an average Canadian kid playing hockey.

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.

Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. This weekend Vladimir Putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former NHL players and scored eight goals. Even Evander Holyfield and Mitt Romney said, 'That looks fake.'

The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

I do feel the weight of being the steward of the greatest sport the world ever came up with. I grew up with a love and admiration for it, so I feel an obligation to portray it as electric and terrifying and exciting and beautiful, and all these sometimes contradicting things that make hockey what it is.

Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.