Ifs Quotes - Page 146

Stubbornness is a virtue if you are right.

If we had no language we'd have nothing.

If happiness is anticipation with certainty, we were happy.

If you're not having fun it's not worth doing.

Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.

In movies you can shoot a guy 3,000 times and get a 'PG-13', but if you say the 'F' word twice it's automatically an 'R'. I'll let that be its own comment.

If 20,000 people start to sing, you tend to go along with it.

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

If nothing is declared unchangeable, then the organization will resist all change.

If we are going to allow somebody to request a recount, the intent obviously is that you expect a recount to be included.

Data by itself is not useful. Data is only useful if it can be applied for public benefit.

How do you make a compass? Uhhh hmmm so if I was a compass how would I make myself?

I'm perfectly fine now if I never went on stage again.

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

The good thing about animation is that you can affect it. If something is not working, then you just fix it.

If you are not on the web, you will have problems accessing services.

The amount of control you have over somebody if you can monitor internet activity is amazing.

All truth is an achievement. If you would have truth at its value, go with it.

Where we are would be Paradise to me, if you would only make it so.

Sins are so remitted, as if they had never been committed.

If you can talk and it's convenient to talk, try to say things that edify.

If you have that unconquerable urge to write, nothing will stop you from writing.

The recent past always presents itself as if destroyed by catastrophes.

I've always been freaked out in deep open water if there's a potential of sharks around.

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.