Ifs Quotes - Page 247

You aren't really anybody in America if you're not on TV.

I couldn't imitate anyone if I wanted to.

If you have things and if you are a perfectionist, which I am, you have to really tend to them, and it takes energy away from other things.

If I have to be objectified in my twenties to be taken seriously in my thirties, I'm doing something right.

My fashion philosophy is that if I like it, I wear it.

The only label I would choose for myself is Christian, but if you pushed me and you say, 'What sort of Christian are you?' I'm an Anglican.

Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!!

If I can find the time to do it, I'll probably become a yoga teacher.

If you respect the audience enough, they can take onboard many things.

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

If we one day cease to exist, what will be remarkable is that we were ever here at all.

If I have a talent, it's already been exploited! I've shown everything I can do to the public.

After all, if there is a heaven, we will find each other again, for there is no heaven without you.

What happens in the past, is in the past. But don't be surprised if it comes back and haunts you.

The search for God's presence was much of a mystery as God himself, and what was God if not a mystery?

Say I'm a bird! Say it! Say it now!" "You're a bird." "Now say you're a bird too." "If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

You can't be a writer if you don't write, it's just that simple.

How can I tell them that I love them if I'm no longer there?

People didn't change. they liked what they liked even if they didn't understand why.

You've gotten so caught up in being alone that you're afraid of what might happen if you actually find someone else that can take you away from it.

How can someone say they're successful if they're not happy doing their work?

People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're not.

I would not be happy if I had not become a monk.

If things were not impermanent, life would not be possible.

If you make one gift this year, make it the gift of knowledge.