He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.
He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!
Ever since he's been a little boo-aw.
Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.
Oh, yes, I love sleepless nights.
You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.
Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.
To his US Olympic team - Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.
I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.
Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.
Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.
Aw, don't worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.
The kid looks good in his first game.
You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.
Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.
They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.
I know I'm not very popular on Long Island. I don't know who's less popular, me or Joey Buttafuoco.
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.
If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen.
I've told you guys before, goalies don't think.
Hockey is not a sport - it's a disease.
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was.
I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks
