I want you," she said. "I told you so," he said.
There's always a Justin Bieber. Ever since I've been around, there's always been one of him. You know, you can trace it back from how old you are and the boy bands that came along then and the teen sensations and whatnot. And, you know, good for them. There's a few of them that make it out and a few of them that don't.
It's not easy getting old, you know. Things become a lot less clear.
What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.
Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
In order to grow old, you have to experience everything, but in moderation.
There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.'
