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Vampire Quotes - Page 18

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hounded (with two bonus short stories): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book One”, p.46, Del Rey

I'm not great at fear. I made the least frightening vampire show ever on TV. I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh, and that's pretty much it.

"Joss Whedon Explains Why Donald Trump Is America’s Scariest Big Bad". Interview With Patrick Caldwell, www.motherjones.com. November 1, 2016.

I'm a big fan of the older vampire movies.

"Josh Hutcherson Dishes on the Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant". Seventeen Magazine Interview, www.seventeen.com. October 21, 2009.

It's cool to play a vampire.

"Josh Hutcherson Dishes on the Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant". Seventeen Magazine Interview, www.seventeen.com. October 21, 2009.

Overall, vampires are a much more refined people; vampinese are much more barbarian and monstrous.

"Josh Hutcherson Dishes on the 'Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant'". Seventeen interview, www.seventeen.com. October 21, 2009.

Vampires can do whatever they want whenever they want, like fly around all the time. Plus, girls love vampires. Maybe they don't want to admit it, but they do, which is a plus.

"Josh Hutcherson Dishes on the 'Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant'". Seventeen interview, www.seventeen.com. October 21, 2009.