Al Swearengen Quotes

The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

Pain or damage don't end the world.

The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.

Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?