People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.
In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
