Death is terrifying, but it would be even more terrifying to find out that you are going to live forever and never die.
[In] death at least there would be one profit; it would no longer be necessary to eat, to drink, to pay taxes, or to [offend] others; and as a man lies in his grave not one year, but hundreds and thousands of years, the profit was enormous. The life of man was, in short, a loss, and only his death a profit.
When performing an autopsy, even the most inveterate spiritualist would have to question where the soul is.
It is depressing to hear the unfortunate or dying man jest.