What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.
If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?