There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth.
There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!
Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.
