Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.
when your child is in trouble, the first thing you do is blame yourself.
Wait for those unguarded moments. Relax the mood and, like the child dropping off to sleep, the subject often reveals his truest self.
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis.
Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do.
